| We see California Wildfires today? Where is | | | | natural disasters to happen and why he is |
| FEMA, they should have known there might be | | | | allowing these fires and volcanoes to spew |
| fires in California in the future. Obviously | | | | smoke and ask into the atmosphere, which hurt |
| FEMA has no crystal ball and the Bush | | | | wildlife including but not limited to Elk, |
| Administration did not put in a requisition | | | | deer, spotted owls, desert turtles, |
| for a crystal ball or put together a team of | | | | endangered rats and Panda Bears in China. |
| psychics, as per Jesse Jackson's plan who | | | | |
| might have used their magical powers and | | | | I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said |
| averaged out the results to pin-point which | | | | "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry!" How |
| states might have a wild fire. | | | | right he is we all know that had JF Kerry |
| | | | been elected that he would have put an end to |
| Additionally President Bush is Personally | | | | this wastefulness of Continental Drift once |
| responsible for the Solar Flares as the Sun | | | | and for all. |
| is now off cycle from its solar minimum, | | | | |
| which has heated up the atmosphere. Even the | | | | John Kerry the bright star of the Democratic |
| plate tectonics and continental drifts is out | | | | Party in all his granger would have dimmed |
| a little compared with scientific theories of | | | | the Sun for us and calmed it down so it would |
| cycles. This of course is obviously George | | | | not be so hot causing these California |
| Walker Bush's Fault in fact he is personally | | | | Wildfires. If John Kerry and Edwards were |
| responsible for all of this. Should we demand | | | | elected John 1 would have demanded that |
| a public apology, some one must be blamed, | | | | Hurricane Katrina Stop and John 2 would have |
| George Bush is President and so he should be | | | | filed a cease and desist on Hurricane Rita in |
| blamed for the Sun's activity and the rest of | | | | a Court of Law. John Edwards would have |
| the Universe too. | | | | followed it up that with a Whopper of a |
| | | | lawsuit if Rita had persisted and then filed |
| The Volcanic activity recently in Mexico and | | | | Mold lawsuits against homeowners trying to |
| the Earthquake in Peru are causing seismic | | | | rebuild their homes, for the greater good. |
| activity and this is causing volcanic | | | | |
| activity which makes smoke in the atmosphere | | | | It is Bush's fault, we want him to admit it |
| and this is Bush's Fault too. | | | | on National TV and we want him to apologize |
| | | | for letting these Volcanoes, Earthquakes, |
| The 2005 Hurricane Season and the Typhoons | | | | wildfires, Hurricanes, Typhoons, Tsunamis, |
| recently in Asia, yep, Bush's fault. Many are | | | | Continental Drift, Ice Age, Solar Flares and |
| now calling for a Special Independent | | | | Tornadoes right now. Think on it, after all |
| Impartial Federal Investigation chaired by | | | | it is all George Walker Bush's fault. Next |
| The Honorable and Noble Senator Hillary | | | | time vote for Democrats, as they promise to |
| Rodham Clinton as to why Bush allowed these | | | | stop all these things by raising taxes. |